Attention
Attention! This is a big, loud shout-out to the owners of the New York Jets and Giants...get the hell out of Dodge or change those ‘NY’s’ to ‘NJ’s’. Are you not the least bit embarrassed that both teams from the great state of New York can’t even find a place in their own state to play? Your neighbors across the river have been very hospitable and patient but enough is enough.
Not only do these New York football teams play in New Jersey but they use the same stadium which, for some strange reason, is called Giants Stadium. Don’t the Jets have any pride? This would be a great time for either team, or both for that matter, to go home. Both the New York Mets and Yankees are building new stadiums and they should share their facilities like many teams do. Garden-staters are just sick and tired of babysitting these guys. It is time to claim one as our own (preferably the Jets) and send the other packing.